Driver Picks the Music

Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

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coordinatornarvin:
“ the-fandoms-are-valentines:
“ grandtheftautosanandreas:
“ Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
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they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and...

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

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Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and heaving. Don’t worry.
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therandomactorg:
“Although Misha seems to have lost his jacket and his sock monkey hat along the way, he and Osric are in the final stretch.
We haven’t heard a final report from our Director Cinde Monsam yet.
Want to support their kayak adventure?...

therandomactorg:

Although Misha seems to have lost his jacket and his sock monkey hat along the way, he and Osric are in the final stretch. 

We haven’t heard a final report from our Director Cinde Monsam yet.

Want to support their kayak adventure? Check out their Crowdrise pagehttps://www.crowdrise.com/endure4kindness2014/fundraiser/kayak-touring. No matter who crosses the finish line first, everyone wins!

P.S. Our guess is that she’s shoreside enjoying a nice hot cocoa by now. She has Rainbow Brite-power after all!